by Morley and Satriani
Morley: Moving house can be very daunting but always remember that experience is how you frame it. Jump out and explore immediately, life is waiting for you.
Satriani: But it's ok to look around and check cautiously as you exit. Foolhardiness can land you in trouble.
Morley: I could've got out of the chimney by myself. The people just pre-empted my by pulling me out and dusting me off.
Satriani: Personally, I don't see the appeal...
Morley: Well I'm not sure either but that's clearly where they're hiding the good stuff as they are so keen for me not to go up there!
Satriani: Your logic is sound. They are a bit odd these two.
Morley: They do seem as enthused about the feather thing as the last people though. I don't get the appeal myself, we just bat a bit of fluff on a piece of elastic and they're positively beside themselves.
Satriani: They seem harmless enough. There's good lap potential there once they calm down and get used to us.
Morley: Well I can't fault them on hospitality to date. There's the food we like and the giant sofa we're hiding behind is rather cosy.
Satriani: The cooing is a bit irritating though. We aren't tiny, we're huge now! They seem obsessed with us being babies but hello, we've left home already!
Morley: Tell me about it! It'll be strange without mum but frankly I'm ready to spread my wings and this house seems great.
Satriani: Can we just stay behind the sofa for a bit longer first?
Morley: Good plan. It is a little bit scary.